Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Friday, June 09, 2006
Friday, March 31, 2006
Speedy politician signs deal with Roush racing, Cheetos
Lt. Gov. Bauer making move to NASCAR
Speedy politician signs deal with Roush racing, Cheetos
Bauer announced Thursday that he'd be leaving politics to pursue a career in NASCAR racing and is expected to join the Roush racing team as early as May.
A Roush spokesman confirmed the news early Thursday evening. Bauer will join a team that includes legendary driver Mark Martin and current Nextel Cup points-leader Matt Kenseth.
"We're really excited to bring Andre into the Roush family," said team owner Jack Roush. "I've seen what he can do behind the wheel, and this is in no way a bad move for us."
Bauer signed on to drive the "SC2" Ford Crown Victoria, and his sponsorships will include Dr. Scholls and Cheetos.
With Bauer out of the primary race, Michael Campbell, son of the late Gov. Carroll Campbell, emerged as the leading GOP candidate.
"Obviously this is a boost to our chances," Michael Campbell said Thursday. "This is obviously a good career move for Bauer and something that really plays to his strengths."
According to reports by The State, Bauer was clocked by a highway patrolman doing 101 mph on Feb. 25. Roush was alerted to the reports and was impressed by Bauer's ability to maintain such speeds while using a radio to talk to authorities, something he said would be good for "team communication."
Some are skeptical about Bauer's ability.
"It'll be interesting to see if he doesn't have some rust come May," said NASCAR expert Jake Broom. "I've heard that he's walking everywhere now."
Bauer's resume also includes being clocked at speeds of 77-78 mph in a 65 mph zone, according to The State.
"This could be a good fit," Broom said. "Bauer's from the heart of NASCAR country, a sport that has roots in high speeds and lawlessness. It'll be interesting to see how he does with the Roush team."
Noted: This story is based completely in satire and is all but completely untrue, with the only truth coming in what The State reported. Jack Roush, a Roush spokesman and Michael Campbell, as mentioned, were not interviewed for this story.
Friday, February 24, 2006
Class, Karl Rove is a Genious
At first glance the Dubi World Port's Deal looks as if the Bush Admin.......while making the right decision failed to reconize how congress would react. Thats at first glance...........congress..........who has the votes to overide Bush's Veto......has bush in a pickle. The truth is Rove and the White House knew exactly what they were doing in stiring this hornets nest.........Rove today said the Admin had no problem allowing Congress to delay the deal for a week or two to investigate what is already a good deal..........this will allow GOP congressmen to cast off the "rubber stamp for bush" lable and inturn win the midterms beacuse these hearning show thier John McCain side just enough to destroy the Dems only chance of defeating them..........Bush's Poll Numbers. This is where Rove looks back to the "Bad Boy" himself, Lee Atwater. In a move right out of Lee's Playbook the GOP steal the dems only issue by pinning any blame on a Second Term President with a legacy intact who's name will never again apear on a ballot.
More to come let your mind catch up.................
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
RUSH Threatened...Silly Dems
RUSH: Jerry in Long Beach, I'm glad you waited, sir, welcome to the program.
RUSH: I didn't attack your union, but I'm about to start --
I have been threatened by these longshoreman people now, and we're not going to make jokes about them. I've already had to beef up security. You start telling jokes about them, I'm going to be in even further peril. But there's no question that at some point these ports are going to have to be modernized. I mean, it's just the way of the world! There's going to be new technology. There's going to be faster ways of getting port in and out of the docks, off-loaded and on-loaded. It's going to happen, and there will be steps taken to as this modernization takes place to incorporate everybody involved. Found another longshoremen story for you. This is from the Capital News Service.
I also know that when you hear me say, "Well, the Dutch companies,
Viva la Weezles
Another Example of how Frogs are Spineless and pretty much worthless………….$1.19 as a fine………..its so absurd its not worth the words
court fines photographers for invasion of privacy in Diana's crash Paris
PARIS (AP) - A
The appeals court fined them the symbolic sum in a ruling on Friday, which was not announced until Wednesday. Jacques Langevin, Christian Martinez and Fabrice Chassery were acquitted of the invasion of privacy charge in 2003 after judges said a crashed vehicle on a public highway is not a private area.
The court also ordered them to pay for the publication of announcements of the conviction in three newspapers or magazines.
Fayed's father, Egyptian-born billionaire Mohammed Al Fayed, filed the invasion of privacy complaint. Diana's relatives and the British royal family were not plaintiffs in the case, which focused on three photos of the couple leaving the Ritz Hotel by car and three after the accident on Aug. 31, 1997, in a tunnel alongside the River Seine.
The defendants, whose photos were confiscated and not published, were among the swarm of photographers who pursued the car carrying Diana and Fayed across
The judges in the appeals court determined that the photographers invaded Fayed's privacy twice: first with photos of the couple as they emerged from the Ritz, and later by photographing him in the crashed car.
Fayed and driver Henri Paul were killed instantly. Diana died later in a hospital. Only the bodyguard survived. A five-year investigation into the crash concluded that Paul had been drinking and was speeding.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Well Students the Sabbatical is over, The Doors are open and Class is in session.
The First Order of Business on our Syllabus, This Cartoon Business.
I understand that the world’s Muslim community feels that portrayal of the prophet is blasphemy. The portrayal………which the US Press wont show but JK’s Southern Style will…..is maybe not the most tasteful thing but it does sum up a view of Islam which is held by most of the world of a radical militant religion. This is not Islam, but this is the dark side of Islam that radicals showed to
Well for starters don’t riot and burns down cities several months after the cartoons were published.
The second topic will be the UAE Port argument……………its plain and simple……..They are a company taking over a contract from another company (which happens to be British) Our unions will still do the work, our security and law will be upheld and finally this UAE company already operates numerous facilities ports around the world most notably Hong Kong. And for the record they operate “port facilites” not ports…….there will not be a United Arab Emirates Flag flying over Baltimore and other US Cites any time soon………..
Well were out of time for now………more to come and don’t forget your homework
Hamas Chapters 1-4
Iran Nuclear Stand off Chapters 3-9